Dear IT
Support.......
Eighteen
months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used
for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between
these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with
the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible
with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and
Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program,
Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing
me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run
Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when
these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancé 1.0 only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly
agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources,
it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very
unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary
Explorer and E-mail porn filters, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop
and Whingezip!
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the
problem is myself. Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with
some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal
operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT program it often crashes
or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently
I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has
alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it
tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas?